Welcome to the New Save Point, You Big, Big Jerks.

Yeah, what the title says. My prom night dumpster baby known as Save Point has been revived - in sexy blog form! You know what that means? That's right. It means you guys can stop sending me whiny emails, which, frankly, have been very unbecoming of you. I believe one spiteful reader even said something like, "Hey Lisa! Love your site. Can you update it more?" THE NERVE.

Surely now I'll start posting things on a regular basis because, seriously, posting on a WordPress blog is easier than finding an illiterate Sunset Strip prostitute. I can make those kinds of jokes now since I live in California. But only until I burn it into the ocean.

So, hey. Welcome back to my corner of the Netterwebs that takes nothing seriously and only cares about things that are awesome. Funniest comments will receive hearty slices of old-fashioned rhubarb pie!

NOTE: Funniest comments will not receive pie.

Author: Lisa Foiles