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Super Mario Bros: Now With More Ice Dancing
Just skip to minute 2:00 because no one has time for this video in the first place.
Apparently ice skating is getting less stupid because they've started to incorporate video games. The skating itself seems to be sub par, and that opinion comes from my years of studying the intricacies of the art while eating Wheaties during many Winter Olympicses. I couldn't even tell you how much money I've won betting people that the Russian girl is gonna eat shit.
The funniest part is how cranky nerds are that the so-called "Luigi" in this video is wearing yellow instead of green, therefore making him Wario. Congratulations, ice skating - you've pleased nerds and made them hate-rage at the same time. Welcome to the Internet.



May 4th, 2011 - 15:26
Really, it would make MORE sense for him to be Wario, since Mario doesn’t have a track record of (intentionally) killing his own brother. Pity the L kinda ruins that excuse.
May 4th, 2011 - 17:25
now I can’t help but think what other games would look like in skating form… the Ico iceshow is particularly thrilling in my mind.
May 5th, 2011 - 00:18
Lario, it’s russian Wario
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