Super Mario Bros: Now With More Ice Dancing

Just skip to minute 2:00 because no one has time for this video in the first place.

Apparently ice skating is getting less stupid because they've started to incorporate video games. The skating itself seems to be sub par, and that opinion comes from my years of studying the intricacies of the art while eating Wheaties during many Winter Olympicses. I couldn't even tell you how much money I've won betting people that the Russian girl is gonna eat shit.

The funniest part is how cranky nerds are that the so-called "Luigi" in this video is wearing yellow instead of green, therefore making him Wario. Congratulations, ice skating - you've pleased nerds and made them hate-rage at the same time. Welcome to the Internet.

Author: Lisa Foiles