BUY THIS NOW: Tales of Monkey Island 70% Off for PC/MAC *Limited Time Only*
You people know I'm obsessed with Monkey Island. If you don't, then clearly you've only been looking at pictures of me on the Internet instead of actually reading things I write. Which I guess is FINE but you're missing out, because I say some pretty ridiculous shit.
Anyway, follow this link and purchase these awesome games for only $9.99 instead of the usual $34.99, and then write me an elaborate "thank you" letter after you play them and love them. I want scented paper and cursive writing, and maybe chocolates, if you can fit them in the envelope. Or just send me a box of chocolates. OR send me a round trip ticket to the Ghirardelli factory so I can pull an Augustus Gloop and get stuck in a chocolate lake, which I assume all chocolate factories have. DREAM COME TRUE. See? These are the kinds of gorgeously-weaved sentences you are missing out on if you only look at my pictures.
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September 19th, 2011 - 17:56
The fuck is Monkey Island? Is that where Donkey Kong comes from?
September 20th, 2011 - 11:29
One does not joke about such important matters. If the trolling is occurring, you are succeeding. If not, then learn thyself on one of the best games ever created of all time: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_Island_(series)
September 20th, 2011 - 18:10
http://youtu.be/2Z4m4lnjxkY
September 19th, 2011 - 18:13
Whoa, whoa, wait….you have pictures?!
September 19th, 2011 - 19:42
Huh, I guess you must have forgotten the part in the article where you THANK ME for telling you about this sale. Jerkface.
September 19th, 2011 - 20:59
Great games, great games indeed. Great games to play on a great day. It’s just great.
September 20th, 2011 - 01:57
http://kotaku.com/5581442/
For those who have not read it.
September 20th, 2011 - 11:30
Though I did read it, I didn’t need to. Why? BECAUSE I LIVED IT. SO HA.
September 20th, 2011 - 02:49
Arrr, Me no need to buy this mighty fine offer. Owning the originals fills me heart with pride.
….but that’s the reason me give them scurvy-dog Ron Gilbert even more pieces of eight before I can say “Hands off me booty”.
So to all them landlubbers ‘n’ wenches NOT owning these: Get yuor lazy monkey-asses of dem couches an’ buy these, or me keelhauling shall learn ye who’s boss!!!
September 20th, 2011 - 07:35
Hmmmm i went to the Cadbury’s factory in Tasmania, didn’t see any chocolate lakes but there were some TV cameras hiding down the back….
September 20th, 2011 - 11:32
I’ve been to Hershey many times, never saw a chocolate lake. Though you can’t tour the actual factory anymore, so they could be hiding it. I’ll gladly take Chocolate World though. Omniover ride with free chocolate at the end? Sign me up.
September 20th, 2011 - 23:04
I say we all put our money together and recreate Willy Wonka’s and just hang out, play some games, and eat chocolate until our teeth rot out (Won’t happen-Oompa Loompas will have invented dental chocolate by then).
September 22nd, 2011 - 07:19
Dental chocolate? I suppose thats one of those oxymorons like F@#king for virginity, Military Intelligence or honest politicians… :P