25Jan/1212
BestWorst Idea: Suitcases That Transform Into Scooters
Go go gadget SUITCASE SCOOTER! Wait, am I supposed to make an Inspector Gadget joke or a Transformers joke? Or how about jokes about running over children in airport terminals while screaming "I'M LATE, BITCH!"
I don't have anything to say about this invention because I don't have time to read articles as clearly ridiculous as this. So, honestly it could be a joke. I don't really care. It's a guy on a suitcase scooter, enough said. Read about it on your own time. PENNY! MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND GO GO GADGET ME A SANDWICH.
[DailyMail: US retailer invents suitcase that converts into a scooter]
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January 25th, 2012 - 17:14
I believe SOMEBODY inquired about SOMEBODY ELSE making them a sandwich the other day. The SOMEBODY ELSE, never went in the kitchen to make that happen, also never inquired back to that SOMEBODY with reasons as to which this sandwich was not made.
January 25th, 2012 - 17:49
Translation: Lisa fails as a woman. GO GO GADGET SEXISM! Then again I wouldn’t let Lisa near any food I eat….I learned my lesson.
January 26th, 2012 - 00:59
Just ask her about when she set fire with an Easy Bake oven.
January 26th, 2012 - 04:29
Yes. How bad of a cook does one have to be to set fire with an Easy Bake oven. A child’s toy that cooks tiny little cakes using a light bulb… a light bulb. It’s quite sad, really.
January 25th, 2012 - 20:04
I don’t like sandwiches.
January 25th, 2012 - 21:46
Yeah you gotta ask her to make drinks or gaming puns.
January 25th, 2012 - 23:44
Penny may’ve been a whore, but Brain was da man.
January 26th, 2012 - 00:57
Well, technically he was a dog.
January 27th, 2012 - 14:53
HAHA DOG BURN
January 26th, 2012 - 20:39
When we say Penny was a whore do we mean cartoon Penny or live action movie Penny? Because I didn’t realise until just now she was played in the movie by Michelle-BuffyTheVampireSlayer’sSister-Tratchenberg and while I’m sure MT is almost certainly not a whore I…ohmygodIcantcontinuewithmytrainofthoughtwasthatmoviereallythatlongagowhatthehell…?
January 26th, 2012 - 02:20
I don’t think I could keep a straight face if I saw someone riding one of these at an airport.
January 27th, 2012 - 12:37
There’s a small chance that this could be successful… in an alternate universe with a much greater overlap between the business traveler and elementary schooler demographics.
Hey! I think I just came up with an idea for a terrible movie.