BestWorst Idea: Suitcases That Transform Into Scooters

Go go gadget SUITCASE SCOOTER! Wait, am I supposed to make an Inspector Gadget joke or a Transformers joke? Or how about jokes about running over children in airport terminals while screaming "I'M LATE, BITCH!"

I don't have anything to say about this invention because I don't have time to read articles as clearly ridiculous as this. So, honestly it could be a joke. I don't really care. It's a guy on a suitcase scooter, enough said. Read about it on your own time. PENNY! MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND GO GO GADGET ME A SANDWICH.

[DailyMail: US retailer invents suitcase that converts into a scooter]

Author: Lisa Foiles