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You people know I'm obsessed with Monkey Island. If you don't, then clearly you've only been looking at pictures of me on the Internet instead of actually reading things I write. Which I guess is FINE but you're missing out, because I say some pretty ridiculous shit.

Anyway, follow this link and purchase these awesome games for only $9.99 instead of the usual $34.99, and then write me an elaborate "thank you" letter after you play them and love them. I want scented paper and cursive writing, and maybe chocolates, if you can fit them in the envelope. Or just send me a box of chocolates. OR send me a round trip ticket to the Ghirardelli factory so I can pull an Augustus Gloop and get stuck in a chocolate lake, which I assume all chocolate factories have. DREAM COME TRUE. See? These are the kinds of gorgeously-weaved sentences you are missing out on if you only look at my pictures.

Author: Lisa Foiles