SUNDAY RANT: I Don’t Understand What’s Wrong With Marvel Fans

Listen, I’m no authority on mainstream comic books because the dialogue is often so cheesy it drives me to drink (more). But Marvel fans, I want it established that I am on your guys’ side when I say this:

Why are you okay with the fact that Captain America and Thor were total fucking garbage? How are you not the most offended and angry fans on the planet right now?

Seriously, this should be you: （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Someone honestly needs to explain to me why loyal Marvel fans aren’t rioting in the streets in response to these two films, because God knows if these two franchises were as special to me as they surely are to them, the rage fire that would be shooting out of my eye sockets would be burning down entire cities. Continue reading...

Author: Lisa Foiles